Team Scotland Rocked by Hef Abdication

Only a year away from the start of Quaich 2024, Team Scotland is in disarray. Scottish captain Tony “Hef” Denson has apparently abdicated his position, less than a year after being announced as the team’s next leader. Rumors had been circulating for months that Hef was not up to the task of leading Scotland’s efforts to host the next Quaich competition.

Hef and his ladylove in Monoco
“While adept at organizing gourmet meals for his paramour on the French Riveria,” said one anonymous source, “Hef was utterly useless in managing the logistics of the Quaich.”

When it became clear that Hef’s declaration of hosting a “premier” Quaich event in the west of England was a complete charade, the Board of Director’s of Team Scotland unceremoniously sacked Hef and hastily inserted Michael “Wee Mikey P” Peyrebrune into the captain’s role.

Mikey P. and his budgies
“Ah cannae believe this,” said a flustered Wee Mikey P. “Ma heid’s mince right now.”

“What I the hell is goin’ on over there?” said Team USA’s Chris “Guvna” Hughes. “The Scots done got a yellowjacket in their outhouse.”

Quaich fans everywhere anxiously await news about rescheduling the next matches.





Location: Edinburgh, UK

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